Cat's lipstick is hideous! Aaah! How did I not notice that before?
This is a looong show. I just want the results! I guess I'm not watching Byron tonight. OK, the two saved by the public are Alistair and Alex. Actually, I'm just guessing. Let's see what Paddy says. He says Alex. He says Alistair. Well, that was worth twiddling my thumbs half an hour for.
I imagine Peter's going home, but it could be a split student vote, in which case Park probably gets the decider, and it's likely to be Carolynne going home.
Alex votes for Carolynne. Loyalty. See that, Alistair? And Alistair also saves Carolynne. Phew.
So the final is Alex, Carolynne and Alistair. See you next week for the horror that is the victory dance for David Sneddon II.